Decoy Plane We Are All On The T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE" is boldly printed in a sans-serif font, delivering a whimsical take on the shared human experience. The design juxtaposes the seriousness of a decoy plane with a lighthearted message, making it relatable to anyone who enjoys humor in everyday life. The color scheme features striking red and white, enhancing the clarity and impact of the text, and ensuring it catches the eye. This shirt speaks to those who appreciate a good laugh and understand the metaphor of life’s distractions. Perfect for casual gatherings or simply making a statement during errands, it invites conversation and reflection. A great choice for someone looking to express their playful side while engaging others in a light-hearted discussion about life’s complexities.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What message does the phrase convey?
The phrase humorously suggests that we all share similar experiences and distractions in life, likening them to being on a decoy plane.
How does the color scheme affect the design?
The red and white colors create a strong contrast, ensuring the message is clear and visually striking.
What kind of situations is this shirt suitable for?
It's great for casual wear, social gatherings, or events where a light-hearted discussion is welcome.
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