Pirate Captain Cap'n Clark's Ottoman Empire T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"CAP'N CLARK'S OTTOMAN EMPIRE 'EVERYTHING MUST GO!'" is printed in bold, eye-catching letters that encapsulate the humorous spirit of gaming culture. The design features a vintage pirate captain, evoking the swashbuckling adventures of old. Rendered in a classic palette of black, red, white, and beige, it conjures a nostalgic feel reminiscent of vintage merchandise. It's tailored for gamers and pirate enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh. Whether you’re diving into a tabletop RPG session or just hanging out at home, this shirt's playful tone makes it a fun choice. The combination of whimsy and nostalgia makes it a memorable piece to wear at gaming conventions or casual meetups with friends.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the humorous text imply?
The phrase 'EVERYTHING MUST GO!' adds a comedic twist, suggesting a playful take on pirate sales and adventures.
How does the vintage style enhance the design?
The vintage aesthetic evokes a sense of nostalgia, making it appealing to fans of classic pirate stories and gaming culture.
What kind of settings is this shirt suitable for?
This shirt is great for gaming conventions, casual gatherings, or simply enjoying a fun day with friends.
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